- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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