- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

they told me not to write here but i did

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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