Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What do you call a black man? Black

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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