MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Wolfjob.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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