Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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