- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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