- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Miscarriages.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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