lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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