- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Church.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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