- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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