Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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