What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

a man walked into a bar....

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

what is orange? an orange

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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