- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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