Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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i hate black people

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Anti Joke

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