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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Two women were sitting quietly.

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