- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How come grilled cheese?

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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