what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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