- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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