- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

the sky is green no it is not

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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