what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Poop

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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