- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

People with cancer.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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