why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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