Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a black guy hates chicken.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Your moms so old. She might die soon

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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