What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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