- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have suicidal thoughts

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

i have a christmas tree.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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