- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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