A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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420

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Irish sobriety

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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You having friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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