- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

I don't believe in giraffes.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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