What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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poop

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Your mam is so fat.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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