- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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