- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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