- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Wolfjob.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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