A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A dyslexic blind man

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Your life

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Haha, I get it..

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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