A blonde dies Lololol

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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