A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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