What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Penis chickens

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Justin Beiber

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PENIS

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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