- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Moral

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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