What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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