- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why was the woman?

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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