What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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