What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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This statement is false.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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women's rights

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Please? No.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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