- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

haha Otarts was here

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why can't february march Because april may

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why was the gay guy sad?

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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