- Anti Joke

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What do you call your mom? Mom

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

LIFE :(

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke