Im batman...suck it losers

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Good job, son.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Well this is pointless.....

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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