- Anti Joke

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Do you love me? No.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.