Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Daniel is a fag

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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