Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A baby seal walks into a club.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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