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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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