- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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