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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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