- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Penis.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

heat!

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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