how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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