a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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