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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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