- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

why did sally drown cause she was black

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What's your blood type? Red.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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