- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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