Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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