- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

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