Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Dwight Howard

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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your face is kinda funny

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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