How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Pickles

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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9/11

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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