What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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ewrg

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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