- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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