why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Knock knock Shut up

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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