Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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sure!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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My name is Jeff

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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