- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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