- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Girls Lacrosse.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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