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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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