- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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