- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

WNBA

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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