- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Im gay What about you

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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