Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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