- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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