- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't jokes spit?

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

I'm going to Re-write History... History

sky silverstein

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

I have a horse.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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