So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Horse.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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