i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Drew Knowles is gay

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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