- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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