- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A hill billy went fishing

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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