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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

can you touch your toes? no

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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