Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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