When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Maths.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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