What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

I hate long jokes -_-

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ron Paul for President!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Happy Monday!

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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