Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

will you like this joke my sources say no

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

women's rights

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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