Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

charlie sheen

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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