Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Chuck Norris is dead......

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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