Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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