if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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How old are you? 7

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Haha, I get it..

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Fat people

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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