A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Anti Joke

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