Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Jesus Christ

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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