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knock knock... ...no answer

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

andrew wagner

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

I read the terms of service.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I <3 Hitler

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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