- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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