- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Yo mama so fat.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

once upon a time, it snowed

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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